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Goat-Man

Why today is the greatest day ever

Posted by Goat-Man May. 5, 2008 @ 5:55 PM EDT

Sergeant John Captain has arrived
Standard issue power suit
Combat ready status
Full equipped with
- Bio-carbon helmet
- Swank goggles
- Polyfiber hyper-vest
- Leader's insignia
- Enemy detecting hyper hard-on
- Thermo-fusion gloves
- Cool boots

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23 Comments

May. 5, 2008 | 6:11 PM Eatsalottagrass says:

Fucking awesome

May. 5, 2008 | 6:24 PM Goat-Man responds:

I know. It just came in today!

May. 5, 2008 | 6:18 PM John-The-Biter says:

I is so jealous right now..

May. 5, 2008 | 6:25 PM Goat-Man responds:

My greatest accomplishment of the year.

May. 5, 2008 | 6:53 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

*shock and awe*

COCK JOKE!!

May. 5, 2008 | 8:15 PM Goat-Man responds:

Thanks Pelo.
I feel handsome... today

May. 5, 2008 | 7:57 PM djconnect says:

That dude is super cool.
I'm so jealous

May. 5, 2008 | 8:15 PM Goat-Man responds:

I've got a major hard-on

May. 6, 2008 | 1:54 AM Cambot9000 says:

Wow this blows me away. If only I had one of these in my house...
"I didn't forget, I just don't care"

May. 6, 2008 | 5:37 PM Goat-Man responds:

And I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it, but that doens't mean it's gonna happen.

And I don't care that that is Steve not Captain

May. 7, 2008 | 10:50 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

Say, do you know where the tank is?

May. 8, 2008 | 6:38 PM Goat-Man responds:

Ugh! You lost her didn't ya!

May. 8, 2008 | 9:49 AM MeLucky says:

how or where'd u get it?

May. 8, 2008 | 6:39 PM Goat-Man responds:

Newgrounds store.
First day it was available I ordered it through PayPal

May. 8, 2008 | 10:34 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

Aw, Cabbage Patch Kids...

It's all about the mind games...

May. 9, 2008 | 12:57 AM Goat-Man responds:

Fucking little fucks

May. 11, 2008 | 12:34 AM MeLucky says:

pfft newgrounds store
*snorts*

May. 11, 2008 | 6:14 PM Goat-Man responds:

The only other way was to win it in the Metal Gear Collab, but I don't think that was really an option.
Haha

May. 11, 2008 | 12:35 AM MeLucky says:

and why did goat-man turn back into a little demonic goaty guy again?
Or well...your goat-mascot?

May. 11, 2008 | 10:42 AM Goat-Man responds:

It was just funny to see him as a big ripped goat.
I guess it's kinda a halfway between the demon goat, and the nice goat

May. 11, 2008 | 2:29 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

I wonder what would happen if Goat got high on shrooms again, but this time he's jacked...? Chaos is bound to ensue...

May. 11, 2008 | 6:13 PM Goat-Man responds:

Haha.
That would be utter madness!
But the next Goat movie is all planned out already, and just kinda sitting and waiting till I have some spare time.
I know if I start it, I won't stop till it's done.
So for now my main focus is the game

May. 11, 2008 | 7:09 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

You're so sweet! =3

May. 11, 2008 | 11:52 PM Goat-Man responds:

And sexy.
Don't forget sexy.

May. 12, 2008 | 9:35 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

Oh, how could I?

May. 15, 2008 | 9:38 PM CopyandPaste says:

Holy crap, this looks like the greatest game ever!!
You have the whole setup going on, reminiscent of Starcraft and stuff.
That looks absolutely amazing.
If you made this for like a console, or PC, I would probably buy it.

May. 15, 2008 | 11:40 PM Goat-Man responds:

Thank you for writing exactly what I wrote on Jazza's page.
That is what I REALLY wanted to hear right now.
Thank you SOOO much.

Oh, also, I forogt to mention.
Eat a dick

Updated: May. 15, 2008, 11:42 PM
May. 16, 2008 | 3:36 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

I banned the asshole. It isn't funny.

May. 17, 2008 | 1:41 AM Goat-Man responds:

No, but it is fun posting things on his page knowing he'll post them exactly as you did ;)

May. 20, 2008 | 9:09 AM helang7 says:

ur so rich :(

May. 20, 2008 | 6:25 PM Goat-Man responds:

If I was richer I would get this bad-boy chromed.
That would kick so much ass!

May. 27, 2008 | 6:26 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

Should we keep your game plans in the dark from the public? But just let enough light out to let them know that we've already got something to chew on once Bill's Quest is done?

May. 28, 2008 | 6:35 PM Goat-Man responds:

How about they only get to know, if they come and read this little post right here :P

Updated: May. 28, 2008, 6:37 PM
May. 28, 2008 | 7:42 AM Noxx11 says:

That's soooo awesome!

May. 28, 2008 | 6:38 PM Goat-Man responds:

I had the same toughts exactly when I made it

May. 29, 2008 | 9:44 PM MorrowDays says:

hows it going goatman? :D

May. 30, 2008 | 8:39 PM Goat-Man responds:

Top hole!
How bout you Morrow my dear?

May. 31, 2008 | 8:46 AM oldlyshapedchris says:

give me it!!(:

May. 31, 2008 | 4:57 PM Goat-Man responds:

Buy your own you filthy hobo!!

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:41 PM Kagoe says:

Newgrounds sells action figures??!

Jun. 2, 2008 | 12:33 AM Goat-Man responds:

Only of Captain

Jun. 1, 2008 | 10:04 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

Pathetic, just pathetic.

Jun. 2, 2008 | 12:34 AM Goat-Man responds:

If this is about what I wrote on Rudy's wall, I hope you know I was kidding.
I know what you wrote on his was sarcasm, but maybe mine wasn't as obvious?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:11 PM Yrtnej says:

Captain + Statue = Complete holyness.

Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:36 PM Goat-Man responds:

I am at peace

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